Internal Maze

Perhaps the true reason why I get stomach aches. Turns out my kidneys are emptying into my large intestine...

Entry for shirt.woot maze derby. Stop by and give me a vote will ya?

You Are What You Eat

Look at the detail on that thing! Latest entry for shirt.woot derby. 

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Made in Illustrator, with lots of love, and worms.

Bee Beard

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes the chocolates attract bees to your face and then you go to shave and you're like, "What?!" But then you vote for it because you like it.

Modern Family: Father

Some social commentary following some of my own observations. Father, the largest of the nesting dolls. Traditionally father is the hardest working. But today, maybe he's just hardly working... "Football Onlines." Ha!

Modern Family: Mother

This is the first of what I hope is a full family of modern-nesting-dolls.

Mother Russia must be rolling over in her grave...

'Cause iPods Aren't Cool Enough

I have access to a laser at work so I thought to myself, "I should engrave my art on iPods". So I did. I made both designs in Illustrator and lasered away.

Pattern+Discordance=Burned Retina

I'm getting dizzy and these hurt to look at! Whats going on!? Two things: vibrating colors and pattern. The image with blue and red contains colors that are discordant. That means they don't really "match" and are similar in value. So when placed together they clash wonderfully and make "vibrating colors". The pattern only adds to the confusion. The pink and red image has matching colors but the same wave pattern. Both are painful to look at.

But good can come from this. I made a new desktop image. It's quite nice. have a peek: