Giant Squid vs. Jet Fighter Shirt

Score my design: "Giant Squid vs. Jet Fighter," to help it get printed on Threadless!

Modern Family: Father

Some social commentary following some of my own observations. Father, the largest of the nesting dolls. Traditionally father is the hardest working. But today, maybe he's just hardly working... "Football Onlines." Ha!

Columbus' Nightmare

"So, the world is flat. Nooooooo!"

"Whoa, that was a scary dream. I bet it would make a great t shirt though."

Here's the vote page.

This Could Take Time

This is my idea for the nightmare derby. It's supposed to be Christopher Columbus' nightmare: SAILING OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD! This will most likely be placed on a dark-colored shirt with a center positioning. This is still in the developmental stages, so we shall see where this goes. I'll need some way to demonstrate that this is the Santa Maria. Crosses on the flag/sails? Thoughts?

Modern Family: Mother

This is the first of what I hope is a full family of modern-nesting-dolls.

Mother Russia must be rolling over in her grave...

A Joke Illustrated

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fires.

Q: Why do elephants have large feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Ha ha ha! Poor elephant.

Pattern+Discordance=Burned Retina

I'm getting dizzy and these hurt to look at! Whats going on!? Two things: vibrating colors and pattern. The image with blue and red contains colors that are discordant. That means they don't really "match" and are similar in value. So when placed together they clash wonderfully and make "vibrating colors". The pattern only adds to the confusion. The pink and red image has matching colors but the same wave pattern. Both are painful to look at.

But good can come from this. I made a new desktop image. It's quite nice. have a peek:

His Future's So Bright,...

...He's gotta wear shades. And the sun is setting on top his head, so that might be why he's wearing shades...

For Woot Derby #129. VOTE PAGE

Your Future Is So Bright...

Sun Gods sport sun glasses. Especially Ra. 'Cause the sun pretty much follows him wherever he goes. I mean, it sits on his pointy falcon head ALL DAY. Poor guy.